Being single for 5+ years has made me bitter

I'm finally admitting it: I'm bitter. I'm totally irritated and frustrated at the whole "dating scene." I'm tired of guys being interested in anyone but me. I'm tired of the online dating scene. I'm tired of the bar scene. I'm just friggin tired of looking. I'm trying to find peace with these feelings, but I'm really having a tough time. Oh, and please don't say crap like "don't worry you'll find someone" or "when you stop looking is when you'll find someone" or "have you tried X dating service"?? Trust me, I've heard them all. I just need to figure out how to shed the bitterness. I'm working on it, I promise. In the mean time, I'm sorry to say that I'll try my best to bury my feelings.